Time magazine has a suggestion to fix fraternities

No Alcohol

More Adult Supervision

Integrate

My answer:

No alcohol: This is THE ONLY REASON fraternities exist. Behind the cloak of community service is 100 proof liquor.

Adult Supervision: No chance. No adult in their right mind would expose themselves to repeated felony accomplice charges

Integrate: Fraternities can’t function without exclusivity.

Good suggestions, but they can’t work

My solution: don’t take halfway steps. Shut down fraternities.